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Professor Pimpsworth

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Leela: Fry's from around this time. I'll talk like him.

Leela: Yo, homes! We're looking for a microwave oven.

Salesman: Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart. What you want is the Deluxe Gas Princess. This beauty has four broilers; a casserole indicator; a fold-out ironing board; and, down here, a foot-soaking tub; since, as a woman, you'll be standing in front of it all day.

[Leela slams oven door on salesman's knee]

Leela: Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll aks you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?

Salesman: Sir, your wife is histerical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lighting fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.

Professor : Ooh, that's good news. You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.

[Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire]

Professor: Women!


Edited- 18 Jan 2011
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